Uncle Rob hits one again

I need to type about this... but not now. Placing as a marking until I do.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): It's high time to banish the excuses you think
you have for not doing your best. There is no longer any valid reason to
hide from your true calling or deny yourself more profound happiness. You
are ready to see that the supposed "obstacles" to your success are
actually instrumental to your success -- prods that will make you so much
smarter and stronger that you cannot be defeated by circumstances. Why
is this happening now? It's because a force working behind the scenes --
you can imagine it as God or destiny or karma if you like -- is clearing
away the illusions that have held you in thrall to false ideas about who
you are. If I were you, I'd shout "hallelujah!" as I pinch myself in the butt
and pat myself on the head.