Yeah...no... Uncle Rob

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): This would be a good time for you to drink
cups of coffee that are half decaffeinated and half caffeinated. And to
become more curious and proactive about every one of your love-hate
relationships. And to say yes and no in the same breath, and practice
patting your head while rubbing your stomach, and embrace your
contradictions with big-hearted inclusiveness. I'll even go so far as to
suggest that you may be able to sit very comfortably on the fence as you
have your cake and eat it too.

**Not sure if I feel this is a fuck you or I should be saying fuck you. But it inspired an instinctive response nonetheless. :)