How fucking bizarre, Uncle Rob

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The World Conservation Union says that one
out of every eight of the Earth's plant species is facing extinction. The
threat is even higher in the U.S., where 29 percent are at risk. You may
imagine this has no impact on your personal life, but I believe your deep
self experiences it with tremendous sadness and loss. In accordance with
current astrological omens, you might consider addressing the situation
by revitalizing your connection to the plant world. Try singing to a
forsythia bush. Hug a cherry tree. Say a prayer for a garden. Eat a salad
or drink chamomile tea with reverent gratitude. Buy a new African violet
for your home.