Everyone loves Little Johnny

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the
students, one by one - "Michael, if you were on a date, having supper
with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to
the bathroom?" she asked.

"Just a minute, I have to go pee."

The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!"

"What about you Bill, how would you say it?"

"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right
back."

The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice
to say the word bathroom at the table."

"And you Little Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for
once and show us your good manners?"

""I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have
to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to
meet after supper."

The teacher fainted..